Oct 24, 2007

The Benefits of Going Private

1. The Food - not having to prepare a healthy, appetizing, socially-acceptable lunch which is hard to do if you don't go to the grocery store and you don't live in Manhattan.
2. The Fundraisers - selling rich peoples' unwanted stuff.
3. The Carpool - not having to get dressed in the morning and laughing at turd nuggets and poopsickles.

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